Everything I’ve covered
Every product mentioned across the site, in one place.

Womanizer Premium 2
Twelve intensity levels and a smart silence mode that pauses when the toy isn’t against you.

We-Vibe Chorus
A couples vibrator you wear during sex. Squeeze-responsive intensity, app-controllable.

Hismith Premium 3.0 Pro
Programmable thrusting sex machine. App-controlled, KlicLok + VAC-U-LOCK attachment system. The "hands-free" upgrade.

Doxy Skittle
Doxy power in a bullet-sized format. Surprisingly serious thump for the size.

Doxy Number 3
British-made corded wand. Heavier, lower-pitched, and arguably more powerful than the Magic Wand. The serious-power pick.

Doxy Die Cast 3R
The rechargeable Doxy. Same brand DNA, slightly less peak power, full freedom from the wall.
Honey Birdette Camille Set
Designer set. Pricey but actually well-made. Holds up to washing.
Lovehoney Plush Eye Mask
Soft, comfortable, cheap. The "starter blindfold" that doesn’t feel cheesy.
Liberator Wedge
Foam positioning pillow. Not strictly bondage — but it lives in this drawer.
Sportsheets Under-the-Bed Restraint System
Slips under the mattress. No bedframe needed. Easy "store and ignore" between uses.
BS Atelier Anabelle
Boutique silicone dildo. Marbled colors, comfortable shape, gentle curve.
NJoy Pure Wand
Stainless steel double-ended wand. Genuinely one of the best toys ever made.
Tantus Pop
Slim silicone dildo, gentle curve. Great first dildo at a reasonable price.
Vixen Mustang VixSkin
Dual-density silicone dildo with realistic feel. Strap-on harness compatible.
Überlube
Silicone lube marketed beyond bedrooms (yoga, runners). Premium feel, tiny bottle goes far.
Wicked Aqua
Vegan water-based lube. Slick, paraben-free, glycerin-free. Solid Sliquid alternative.
Pjur Original Silicone
The benchmark silicone lube. Lasts forever, great for shower use. Don’t mix with silicone toys.
Sliquid Sassy
Slightly thicker water-based formula. Sliquid’s "anal-friendly" option but a great everyday too.
Sliquid H2O Original
Water-based, glycerin-free, paraben-free. Safe with every toy material. The default pick.
We-Vibe Match
Cheaper couples option from We-Vibe. Good entry without going full Chorus.
Lelo Tiani 24K
Premium-positioned wearable couples vibe with motion-sensitive remote.
Eva II by Dame
Hands-free clit vibe that tucks under the labia. Stays put. Genuinely clever design.
We-Vibe Sync 2
Adjustable wearable couples vibe. Bends to fit, app + remote control.
We-Vibe Ditto+
Vibrating, app-controlled plug. The "do I really need this to vibrate" plug. Turns out: maybe.
Lovehoney Mood Beginner Anal Trainer
Even cheaper than the Doc Johnson set. Solid for absolute beginners.
Tantus Ryder
Beginner-friendly silicone plug with a comfortable flared base.
NJoy Pure Plug (Small)
Stainless steel plug. Lifetime toy. Easy to clean, easy to sanitize, never wears out.
B-Vibe Snug Plug 2
Weighted, wearable plug designed for long-wear comfort. The "go-to" plug recommendation.
Doc Johnson Mood Naughty 2
Three-piece silicone anal training set. The kit I recommend to anyone curious.
Arcwave Ion
Air-pulse stroker — same idea as a Womanizer but for the head of the penis.
Autoblow A.I. Ultra
Fully automatic, AI-driven motion patterns. The "I want it hands-free" option.
Tenga Spinner Tetra
Spiral-textured stroker with an internal coil that rotates with motion.
Tenga Egg (6-pack)
Disposable solo strokers with six different internal textures. Genuinely cheap way to try variety.
Tenga Flip Zero EV
Premium reusable opening-design stroker with vibration. Built for easy cleaning.
Fleshlight Pink Lady
The original. Still the benchmark. Discreet outer case, signature SuperSkin sleeve.
OhMiBod Cuddle 2
G-spot focused with a curved shaft. App-controllable for long-distance.
Iroha Mini
Cheap, cute, and surprisingly effective. The "buy two as gifts" tier.
Dame Pom
Squishy, palm-sized vibrator that contours to whatever shape you need.
Lelo Smart Wand 2 Large
Cordless wand alternative to the Magic Wand. Beautiful build, premium price.
We-Vibe Tango X
Bullet vibrator with serious rumble. The one everyone recommends as a "first real toy."
Crave Vesper
A vibrator that doubles as a stainless-steel necklace. Yes, really.
Satisfyer Pro 2 Gen 3
Air-pulse for a third the Sona’s price. The "is the category for me" toy.
Magic Wand Plus
The corded classic, refreshed. Still the most reliable powerful vibe on the market.
Lelo Sona 2
Air-pulse clitoral stimulator. Sonic waves instead of contact vibration. Lives up to the hype.