Everything I’ve covered
Every product mentioned across the site, in one place.
Lelo Sona 2 Cruise
The Sona with Cruise Control — holds full intensity when you press hard instead of bogging down. The fix for the one air-pulse annoyance.
Womanizer Liberty 2
The travel air-pulse. The same Pleasure Air sensation as the Premium in a smaller, cheaper body with a magnetic cap.
Lelo Gigi 2
The flat-tipped G-spot classic. Lelo's most-recommended insertable — broad, rumbly tip that doubles as a great external vibrator.
Magic Wand Rechargeable
The cordless Magic Wand. Same legendary head and broad rumble as the Plus, minus the wall cord. The one I'd buy now.
Wicked Aqua
Vegan water-based lube. Slick, paraben-free, glycerin-free. Solid Sliquid alternative.
We-Vibe Sync 2
Adjustable wearable couples vibe. Bends to fit, app + remote control.
We-Vibe Match
Cheaper couples option from We-Vibe. Good entry without going full Chorus.
We-Vibe Ditto+
Vibrating, app-controlled plug. The "do I really need this to vibrate" plug. Turns out: maybe.
Vixen Mustang VixSkin
Dual-density silicone dildo with realistic feel. Strap-on harness compatible.
Überlube
Silicone lube marketed beyond bedrooms (yoga, runners). Premium feel, tiny bottle goes far.
Tenga Spinner Tetra
Spiral-textured stroker with an internal coil that rotates with motion.
Tenga Flip Zero EV
Premium reusable opening-design stroker with vibration. Built for easy cleaning.
Tenga Egg (6-pack)
Disposable solo strokers with six different internal textures. Genuinely cheap way to try variety.
Tantus Ryder
Beginner-friendly silicone plug with a comfortable flared base.
Tantus Pop
Slim silicone dildo, gentle curve. Great first dildo at a reasonable price.
Sportsheets Under-the-Bed Restraint System
Slips under the mattress. No bedframe needed. Easy "store and ignore" between uses.
Sliquid Sassy
Slightly thicker water-based formula. Sliquid’s "anal-friendly" option but a great everyday too.
Sliquid H2O Original
Water-based, glycerin-free, paraben-free. Safe with every toy material. The default pick.
Pjur Original Silicone
The benchmark silicone lube. Lasts forever, great for shower use. Don’t mix with silicone toys.
Lovelife Cuddle G-spot Vibe
Curved silicone G-spot vibrator by Lovelife (the OhMiBod sub-brand). Heart-shaped controls, four levels, waterproof. The reliable mid-priced G-spot pick.
NJoy Pure Wand
Stainless steel double-ended wand. Genuinely one of the best toys ever made.
NJoy Pure Plug (Small)
Stainless steel plug. Lifetime toy. Easy to clean, easy to sanitize, never wears out.
Sportsheets Blackout Blindfold
Plain black soft-padded blindfold from the Sportsheets Sex & Mischief line. Comfortable, near-blackout, no theme.
Lovehoney Mood Beginner Anal Trainer
Even cheaper than the Doc Johnson set. Solid for absolute beginners.
Liberator Wedge
Foam positioning pillow. Not strictly bondage — but it lives in this drawer.
Lelo Tiani 24K
Premium-positioned wearable couples vibe with motion-sensitive remote.
Lelo Smart Wand 2 Large
Cordless wand alternative to the Magic Wand. Beautiful build, premium price.
Iroha Koharu
Thin-as-a-finger silicone G-spot vibe by Tenga's Iroha line. Flower-bud tip flexes to anatomy, single-AAA powered, near-silent.
Honey Birdette Camille Set
Designer set. Pricey but actually well-made. Holds up to washing.
Fleshlight Pink Lady
The original. Still the benchmark. Discreet outer case, signature SuperSkin sleeve.
Eva II by Dame
Hands-free clit vibe that tucks under the labia. Stays put. Genuinely clever design.
Doc Johnson Mood Naughty 2
Three-piece silicone anal training set. The kit I recommend to anyone curious.
B-Vibe Snug Plug 2
Weighted, wearable plug designed for long-wear comfort. The "go-to" plug recommendation.
BS Atelier Anabelle
Boutique silicone dildo. Marbled colors, comfortable shape, gentle curve.
Autoblow A.I. Ultra
Fully automatic, AI-driven motion patterns. The "I want it hands-free" option.
Arcwave Ion
Air-pulse stroker — same idea as a Womanizer but for the head of the penis.
Satisfyer Pro 2 Gen 3
Air-pulse for a third the Sona’s price. The "is the category for me" toy.
Lelo Sona 2
Air-pulse clitoral stimulator. Sonic waves instead of contact vibration. Lives up to the hype.
We-Vibe Tango X
Bullet vibrator with serious rumble. The one everyone recommends as a "first real toy."
Magic Wand Plus
The corded classic, refreshed. Still the most reliable powerful vibe on the market.
Dame Pom
Squishy, palm-sized vibrator that contours to whatever shape you need.
Crave Vesper
A vibrator that doubles as a stainless-steel necklace. Yes, really.
Hismith Premium 3 Pro
Programmable thrusting sex machine. App-controlled, KlicLok + VAC-U-LOCK attachment system. The "hands-free" upgrade.
We-Vibe Chorus
A couples vibrator you wear during sex. Squeeze-responsive intensity, app-controllable.
Doxy Go
The ultra-compact, fully cordless Doxy. Fits in a coat pocket, charges by USB-C, and still hits harder than most full-size cordless wands.
Doxy Die Cast 3R
The rechargeable Doxy. Same brand DNA, slightly less peak power, full freedom from the wall.
Doxy Original
The classic, recently relaunched. Corded plug-in wand with truly low-frequency rumble. The serious-power pick, made in Britain.
Womanizer Premium 2
Twelve intensity levels and a smart silence mode that pauses when the toy isn’t against you.